May 2013
thewaywardfox:
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
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dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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never trust people who sleep with their bedroom door open
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patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
my sister went shopping today and she bought bridge to terabithia
expelled from this family forever how dare she buy a movie so sad
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every time someone makes a post about fandoms being superior to something an infant dies
DEAR YAHOO
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:
As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.
One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR...
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me
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thegestianpoet:
thegestianpoet:
i’m just still so entertained by this
i really am
i want to put this on job applications
oh no is this making the rounds again help
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imagineyouricon:
Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
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captainlucifer:
walk up in the crossroads like what up i want a big cock
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everyone: thor don't do the thing
thor: I'm gonna do the thing
everyone: loki don't do the thing
loki: I did the thing fifteen minutes ago but will pretend that I did not do the thing
getoffmybloghoe:
dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
“Women read comics. Anyone at all engaged in social media knows this. Women read...”
– Brett White, Comic Book Resources (via wandrinparakeet)
and yet men remain the most marketed demographic for just about everything.
(via ohhoechno)
I’m pretty sure the only men who spend more time thinking about DC than women on Tumblr are the men who actually work there.
(via touchofgrey37)
I...
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sillyvantas:
Thor: “MOOOM! LOKI DOESN’T WANT TO HELP MEEEEE!!!”
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home from school with food poisoning and I can’t do anything cause no tv or internet
grymshaw:
i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
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singergurl91:
moonflowerlights:
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
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peterquills:
imagine your otp with accurate characterisation
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Gaston: The young lady is engaged. To me.
Rumplestiltskin: I didn’t ask if she was engaged! I’m not looking for loooooove.
Belle: Hi.
Rumplestiltskin:
Rumplestiltskin:
Rumplestiltskin:
Rumplestiltskin: Shit.
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also to add to the shitty week of no internet phone or tv i have food poisoning and finally i feel somewhat ok
so I heard yahoo bought tumblr but their not really planning to change anything so I don’t see what the fuss is about?
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Great Intelligence: "What is your name?"
Doctor: *begs* "Please."
*tomb opens*
Me: I'm sorry what
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llwlyn:
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
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